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(Chimpunks:) We can hardly stand the wait, Please Christmas don't be late. Now I guess you could just say you're my meal! That's a good one, DaveI always knew you was the funny one in the group! Dave: Damn straight! And so I'm offering some recipes From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew I'm not really sad that it ended this way Furry chipmunks screw you Dave: Did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melllllllllllviiiiiiiiiiiin? Mr. (p.s. PacingHow FunnyOverall Rating 10 1 1 20 0 0 31 1 1 40 0 0 56 5 5 . 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(Written by Randy Brooks) Back to the top Grandpa Got Run OverBy A Beer Truck Grandpa got run over by a beer truck Coming out of Woody's Christmas day Grandma got a job out at the brewery I never knew that she could drive that way Grandpa was out drinking with the floozies Spending all of grandma's hard earned dough He didn't have enough to pay the bar tab So Woody tossed him out into the snow Grandpa stood there frozen in the head lights He looked just as helpless as a deer I don't think he was afraid of dying I think he was afraid he'd spill his beer (repeat chorus) Who'd have thought he'd end up as a road kill She flattened him right out on the centre line He could have made it to the curb if he were quicker But she backed it up and squashed him one more time Grandma cried and cried at grandpa's funeral Not because we peeled him off the road All the loot she got from his insurance Went to pay the bar tab that he owed (repeat chorus) Back to the top Hey You! Get Off My House Hey you What are you doin there? I'm shiverin on a Christmas Eve Its 99 below on my block And I freeze my stones tryin to close the window Wishin that snow would stop Then in flies a cat Thats all dressed up in red with a huge toy sack Weighs 305 pounds He gave my roofline a big permanent crack I said hey you get off of my house Hey you get down from this house Hey you get off of my house Dont hang around Or I'll knock you down from this house Those jingle bells were ringin I said hey take your deer and get flyin A voice says ho ho ho how are you? Merry Christmas to you tonight I said its three a.m. Christmas In The Air (Beyonce 7/11 Parody) No holiday is complete without the Queen Bey. Better watch out for yourselves." They should never give a license, To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. Audio quality has been reduced for online samples. See him in there watchin' football, Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle. .. actual talent and practicing is for wimps, right??) Happy Workin' Holiday Songbook [Download PDF] Flockin' Around the Lounge at Four (to the tune of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree") [lyrics] Little Printer Bugs (to the tune of Little Drummer Boy) [lyrics] I Saw Pink Slips (to the tune of I Saw Three Ships) [lyrics] Heck the Calls (to the tune of Deck the Halls) [mp3 snippet lyrics] The Happy Work Song (to the tune of "The Christmas Song" aka Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) [mp3 snippet lyrics] O Storage Room (to the tune of O Christmas Tree) [mp3 lyrics] Freezy the Laptop (to the tune of Frosty the Snowman) [lyrics] O! Holy Lunch! (to the tune of O! Holy Night!) 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When suddenly a cry was heard up in the sky is that a bird And all the children shouted hip hooray, hip hooray Hooray for Captain Santa Claus and his reindeer space patrol His sleigh broke down one Christmas Eve as he started from the pole He said those children's heart would break if I don't make this trip but Santa's helpers saved the day when they built a rocket ship. We've been good, but we can't last, Hurry Christmas, Hurry fast. 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